Did you know that Secret deodorant is a health hazard? Aedan informed me that a friend told her that Secret has aluminum in it, which "kills your brain." As a Secret consumer, she checked the contents, and indeed it does contain aluminum.
I had to know: what's up with the aluminum? Apparently, it's linked to Alzheimers, breast cancer, and brain disorders. Am I the last to hear about this?
"So have you stopped wearing deodorant?" I asked.
"Yeah. I figured that with the HSA this week (state standardized test), I didn't want to risk doing bad on the test."
I'm happy to report that although I do feel more and more brain dead as the days go by, it is not on account of my deodorant: I'm aluminum-free!
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Did my daughter tell Aeden this? She mentioned it to me also. I have 3 different kinds up in my bathroom and they all contain Aluminum Zirconium or something like that. No wonder my brain doesn't function.
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